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State of New Jersey needs to go on a diet
      Do you want to hear a sad story? My name is New Jersey. I'm in very bad health. So I went to the doctor. He said, "You are indeed in very bad health. The problem is obesity - all that fat is killing you. If you don't reduce, you won't have much time left.
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Coda
We don't need no stinkin' ethics board around here!
GREG BEAN
      Grab onto your seats, because I'm about to tell you something so absolutely shocking you'll fall onto the floor with a case of the shivering fantods if you don't hold tight.
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